2 years ago
I'm gonna show you what I'm talking about
Officer: License. Registration. Insurance
Officer: You know why I pulled you over? you ran 2 yellow lights, and were speeding
Officer: Why were you driving so fast?
Me: I have no idea what you are talking about
Officer: I'm gonna show you what I'm talking about, and your not wearing your seat belt
3-7 minutes later
Officer: I gave you an infraction for "traveling unreasonably fast" and an infracummm, uh, infraction for "failure to obey a traffic signal." You must mail it in before the date written on the infraction
Me: Thank you very much officer! Have a great day!
Ticket: $352
