1. 1 year ago 

    I'm gonna show you what I'm talking about

    Officer: License. Registration. Insurance
    Officer: You know why I pulled you over? you ran 2 yellow lights, and were speeding
    Officer: Why were you driving so fast?
    Me: I have no idea what you are talking about
    Officer: I'm gonna show you what I'm talking about, and your not wearing your seat belt
    3-7 minutes later
    Officer: I gave you an infraction for "traveling unreasonably fast" and an infracummm, uh, infraction for "failure to obey a traffic signal." You must mail it in before the date written on the infraction
    Me: Thank you very much officer! Have a great day!
    Ticket: $352
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